'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
'Idiotic crusty nipple' has to be my new favorite insult.
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper